We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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