tell your sister to shave her snatch
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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