Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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