i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I want her autograph on my taint
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
