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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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