please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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