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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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