so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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