I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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