He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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