Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I believe in your delicious
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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