i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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