I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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I need you to use more vowels.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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