the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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