Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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