You can't special order awesome
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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