Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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