I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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