Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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