I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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