I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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