If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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