508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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