I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize