i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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