I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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