Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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