i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She needs sedatives and a leash
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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