I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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