so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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