Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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