I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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