Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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