if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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