hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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