You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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