I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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