windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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