how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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