id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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