we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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