shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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