? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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