But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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