question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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