i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
now i know why i became what i already was.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
