Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
