My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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