I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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