Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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