Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She even gives head with a lisp.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
did you just send me my own nude
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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