There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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