I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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