Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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