Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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