id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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